Friday, 24 February 2012

The Nations Favourite Savoury Pie

The popular evening BBC television show The One Show is on the hunt for the Nations Favourite Savoury Pie:  The One Show: Home Page. However, the competition to submit your favourite savoury pie recipes has now closed!

This pierater thinks that this completion might be a bit bias, as the Pie Experts at pierate never got a chance to submit their wonderful creations: Feta PieBudget Pie and Lentil Pie to name just a few.

However, we do wait with baited breath to the outcome of this competition.... I wonder if they will let us be 'guest judges', for who else but the pieraters can truly compare the finalist pies against a vast amount of other pies, to select the best pie. 
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Saturday, 18 February 2012

Who ate all the (Sheffield) pies?!

Chatsworth Farm House Steak Pie Review


On quite a cold Sheffield afternoon, the lads turned up in full voice (well, I should clarify, the away fans were in full voice...) for a big League One clash followed by the main event - a pie tasting experience as recommended by one of our blog followers!

Having travelled up from various parts of the West Midlands and London, the gallant Wycombe Wanderers fans were in Sheffield, united by their love of pies and support of the League One Chairboys (which, I may add, are the only team to have reached at least the semi finals of every major professional and amateur cup competition). And while the result didn't quite go Wycombe's way (cue small graphic),
the main thing was the after match pie, and whether it would live up to its high billing. Remember, this pie was recommended as a 6/7 level pie. So let's dig in...

As a reminder, these pies were picked up from Chatsworth Farm Shop on the day of eating, just to ensure their freshness and provide the fullest flavour possible. Cooked until golden brown, the two Pierateers present, along with fellow football fans and our lovely Sheffield host family were all raring to go and delve into the meaty-licous content of the All Steak and Steak and Ale pies on offer. And as you can see, they were 4 large, steak filled beauties! Straight from the farm house and served up with a bit of mash and veg. The shortcrust pastry was golden and tasted nice, and the meat was absolutely top notch quality, however the pierateers did end up feel slightly let down by the lack of gravy oozing from the pie. For, as we all know, the North of England is well known for its infamous floods of gravy - and yet that was one of the major drawbacks of this Chatsworth pie! For while the content wasn't dry, and the steak was not chewy in the slightest, there was a severe lack of gravy in the pie. Mixed in combo with the drier shortbread pastry, this left a slight sense of disappointment.

However all things considered, this did not detract too heavily as the quality and quantity of the meat was spot on! The filling to pastry ratio was ideal and it certainly hit the back of the net. And you couldn't find a nicer host family in Sheffield to recommend and provide the pies for us, so a big thank you to the "A Senior" posse. And to our non-Pierateer Blues fans (Mark and Steve) who made the whole trip even more random and more enjoyable!

Remember, if you want to Suggest A Pie, and thus potentially have the Pierateers turn up on your doorstep demanding a piece of your pie, leave a comment on the Suggest A Pie page!


Chatsworth Farm House Steak Pie
Score: 5.8/7
RAS


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Saturday, 11 February 2012

The New Pieland? New Zealand Pie Review

New Zealand Pie Review - Gold Star Bakery

Here at Pierate we heard a claim that a small pie shop in a small town in a small country was delivering some top quality pies that could beat anything we've ever tried before. It's a claim we hear often, and obviously we're always willing to do what it takes to put the claims to the test. Even if it means travelling to a small pie shop in a small town in the small country of New Zealand...

 The Gold Star Bakery in Rotorua, on the North Island of New Zealand, boasts victory at the Supreme Pie Awards in 2003, 2004 and 2009. As we all well know, the Supreme Pie Awards are a pretty big deal, with many international Pierateers keeping a keen eye on the results each year. It was certainly a great privilege to have been given this opportunity by Pierate.co.uk to sample one of their pies firsthand.
 The Gold Star Bakery is very proud of its awards. Incidentally, Rotorua is a town built in a geothermally active area. Let's hope the pie doesn't smell of sulphur like the rest of the town does.
I buy a Chicken and Vegetable pie, which was awarded a Silver Medal at the 2009 NZ Supreme Pie Awards. The packaging informs me of the Gold Star's additional awards of NZ Pie Award Winner 2005, 2006 and 2007. I am very excited!
The pie contains genuine bits of chicken contained in a crispy crunchy delicious golden pastry package, along with some of the smoothest gravy known to the man. The consistency of the gravy is an absolute delight. Too many times I've had a pie that's fallen apart in my hands, but the texture of this pie holds it together perfectly. No fork needed! As you can see the pie is filled to the brim with delicious content. I'm not surprised it's an award winner! The cost was about NZ$4.00, which is about £2.00, not bad for a winning pie. While I would say that the pie is worth travelling to New Zealand for, it's not the best pie I've ever had. It's drawback? When you've had the likes of a Venison and Prune pie, the ingredients in this offering are just not really that inventive.


Score: 6.41/7
TJP
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Friday, 10 February 2012

Eyes on the Pies in Footie trip to Sheffield


So, less than 16 hours remain until the big match up that they've all been waiting for - and I'm not just talking about the football between Sheffield United and Wycombe!

For this weekend marks the first opportunity for the Pierateers to trial a pie that has been recommended to them by a reader of the blog, even if it is not from the recommended "Suggest A Pie" option on pierate.co.uk! (For those not aware, there is the option to Suggest A Pie to the lads, which they will hopefully (in the fullness of time) be able to go and rate themselves.)

Some of you will remember the article I am referring to, where there were two comments regarding the article on "good things coming to those who wait". In these comments, the kind commenter suggested coming up to Sheffield to taste the delights of a Chatsworth Farmshop pie. Well, ladies and gentlemen, this weekend sees the opportunity for that dream to come true! And with it, a goosy gander at the big League One clash between Sheffield United and Wycombe. So, keep your eyes peeled in the next few days for a review of the pie, and if the result is not too demoralising on Wycombe, maybe a reference to the footie result too!

p.s. Did you know...

Who ate all the pies? – the chant was first sung in 1984 by Sheffield United fans- aimed at goalkeeper William 'Fatty' Foulke – who weighed over 300lb.
 
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Tuesday, 7 February 2012

Where can you go to get a pie on Baker Street? Elementary.

Canteen - Pork & Apple Pie Review

With the recent Guy Ritchie directed Sherlock Holmes film and the ever popular BBC series Sherlock it seemed like the perfect time to have a Sherlock Holmes themed pie review. What is more appropriate than to have a freshly baked London pie on Baker Street? Sadly 221B itself is not a quaint little pie shop but actually an office block. However just down the road is a delightful restaurant called Canteen. Advertising 'Great British Food' I deduced that pies would certainly be on the menu. Having a Frenchman amongst our group it was great to be able to find somewhere specialising in British food for him to try. Walking into the restaurant I detected a distinct lack of atmosphere in the establishment, it was too quiet for my liking but fortunately this doesn't count towards their score.

I soon started interrogating the main witness in the pie baking incident (the waitress). The pies that day included a pork and apple pie which I decided to investigate further. It was nice to have different freshly made pies each day. My first clue as to the quality of the pie was in the lovely golden brown colour it had assumed. It looked very tasty but perhaps like the great Sherlock himself this pie was a master of disguise? Not a bit of it. The pie burst open with delicious flavours, the pork was tender and the pastry quite melt in the mouth. I also got a healthy portion of mash and veg. My main concern however was for my bank balance. The proper restaurant setting came with restaurant prices so this pie set me back £11.50. However this is London and the pie really was a premium product so it still weighs in with a high score.


Pork & Apple (Canteen)
5.79/7 

SJL

And that's it, case closed, a great pie. Everyone goes home happy and hopefully no one noticed the very tenuous link to Sherlock Holmes.
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Saturday, 4 February 2012

Honorary Pierateer celebrates the 10,000 page views landmark

While we at www.pierate.co.uk keep a close eye on the quality of the reviews that get posted on the blog, and have stringent blogging standards that official Pierateers need to keep, at some point you just have to throw out an honorary pierateer title to people who have shown commitment to the blog beyond the norm. The Senei are a case in point. And this includes even awarding titles to those who have not yet been able to supply an example pie review write up for analysis of their food critic skills and ability to have a bit of pun!

So it is with great pleasure that to mark the landmark 10,000 page views on pierate.co.uk, I can officially announce that the first Honorary Pierateer is tOBy walteR:

 I don’t think anyone can deny the elation on his face at being bestowed such an honour (which incidentally outranks honorary degrees from both Cambridge and Oxford Universities).

As can be seen in the photo below, the focus on the pie box is learnt at an early age, with the youngest Senei (a big lad, at 6 months old now) certainly being unable to be left sitting around with a box full of pies just “lying around”. And Toby certainly has good taste – going straight for the Mr Kipling Apple Pies (which, incidentally if you haven’t spotted it from the box, are one of the highest ranked pies on this blog at 6.42/7). The way he pounces on the pie with both hands is almost cat like, but shows he truly is well into his solids now, and that there is clearly only one solid that he really wants to get his hands on – the pie!

Many thanks for the hours of patience put in to capture these amazing photos of a pie-craving child in his natural habitat.

I guess the question now is...who will be the next Honorary Pierateer when the blog – due to your fantastic support and regular viewing – hits 25,000 page views?!
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Friday, 3 February 2012

Rugby Pie

Ultimately, without wanting to be biased to one phone company over any other... why wouldn't you want to text the word "PIE" to 2020?!?

It's good to see that pieminister are getting behind the England rugby team with a pie offer you'd struggle to say no to! Let's hope the conversion of text to pies works for many teams of fans. I'd certainly give it a try before they blow the final whistle - although don't be surprised if you have to scrummage your way through a pack of other hungry pie fans in order to get your mitts on that tray of 6 delicious meaty and pastry packed snacks! I think the only trick they've missed is not making the pies more oval in shape (you know, so it's more apt for all the egg chasers out there...)

Anyways, seems like there's some great op-pie-tunities for some decent chants during the 6 Nations now...

"Who ate all the pies?"
"Pies for England"

And the classic...

"I looked over the table and what did I see
Coming for to carry me home
A great big pie I'd cooked for my tea
Coming for to carry me home..."

Who needs the Calcutta Cup when you can get your hands on six pies with this fabulous offer? I bet the England players will be texting in for a half-time feast!
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Tuesday, 24 January 2012

Have the German’s pre-invented the pie?!

As soon as my knife cut into the pastry shell of the so called “Königinpastete”, I knew that I had what will go down as one of the most controversial pie reviews in Pierate history on my hands! And I make no apologies for such a bold claim at the outset of this pie review. For what we potentially have on our hands here is – when the incorrect English translation of the German menu is put to one side – a potential pre-cursor to the pie. Rather than re-inventing the pie, the Germans could here have pre-invented the pie, giving us a potential insight into what life was like pre-pie! (a shocking thought in itself, that there could have even been a time pre-pie!)


“So what could be so controversial”, I hear you cry! Well, when I ordered “two pies filled with chopped chicken breast and mushroomsauce” from the Hofgarten in Aachen, West Germany, I certainly didn’t get exactly what it said on the menu. The plate below was brought out to me, which in itself doesn’t look too controversial, albeit a bit odd. Why was there so much chicken and mushroom on the plate itself, rather than it all being inside the pastry? Perhaps there was just so much filling that it simply couldn’t possibly all fit inside the pastry itself?


Then came crunch time, as I cut my way into the soft, puff pastry casing of the first pie, to find that it was in fact... a pie made completely of pastry! A pastry lid, a pastry base and sides, but to the utter amazement of the Pierateer, also puff pastry on the inside too! There was absolutely no other filling within this pie! It was a shocker! The chicken and mushroomsauce “filling” was, as it turns out, outside the pie! What was I supposed to make of this?! I was naturally taken aback! (so much so, that unfortunately in the bewilderment of this crazy pie revelation, I forgot to actually take a photo of the centre of the pastry pie – my apologies.)

I started eating. The puff pastry was a delight to eat, so soft and flaky and a brilliant golden colour. The Germans are known for their efficiency, and it looked like time well spent engineering the pastry to a perfect level to make this pie. The filling meanwhile, while controversially outside of the pastry casing, was very nice too, with the sauce complementing the pastry, chicken and mushroom. I found myself being completely dumbfounded, but enjoying every mouthful! The combination of the pastry pie alongside the chicken and mushroom on my plate was brilliant. It just left me bamboozled as to why the filling of the pie was not inside the pastry itself, as it was some of the best pastry and filling I have ever tasted!

The mystery continues...Is this what pies used to be like “back in the good old days!” Was this the pre-cursor to the pie we all know and love today – where the filling of the pie had not quite worked its way into the pastry yet? Or did the restaurant even make a complete schoolboy and forget to put the filling inside the pastry pie in the first place?! While it is difficult to sum up my confusion at this pastry-only pie, it did in fact taste delicious and the real sign of a good pie is that I would happily go back there and eat another one of these pie dishes today, if I had the chance! It’s hard to specifically rate the pastry pie on its own, without the filling taken into account, but the pastry did taste very good and was in fact covered in the sauce and filling (as can be seen from the photo). However even if this was not actually how it should have been presented, what counts is that it was one of the nicest pastry and filling combinations I have ever eaten. And it was still a pie! Sehr gut!

Score: 5.9/7
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The Pierateers hit 10,000 page views!

Mark it down in your diary... 12th January 2012.


For this was the day that www.pierate.co.uk hit that landmark total of 10,000 page views! Thanks to all the people who have enjoyed the blog in this time, and here's to the next 10,000 page views! Do keep suggesting pies, eating pies, adding comments and following this blog! And to celebrate 10,000 page views, why not become a Pierateer for the day! Here's the 7 Cs to help you rate a pie yourself!
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Sunday, 8 January 2012

McDeutsch Pies?!!


Ist das ein Pie?

Nein.

Sadly, the McDonald’s apple pie sold in the German city of Cologne (or Köln) follows its British counterpart. Despite the label and high promise, it is not in fact a pie, but simply masquerading as a pie. I certainly won’t be making that mistake again! But the good news is that there are proper pies available in Germany, if you look in the right bakeries.
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Saturday, 7 January 2012

Is das ein “Pie” auf Köln, Deutschland?


Ist das ein “Pie” mit Köln Dom? Wünderbar!


Ich habe Köln (Deutschland) besucht. Es war sehr gut! Für mein Mittagessen aß ich „Apfeltorte“ aus Merzenich. Es war Super!


Okay, so enough of the really poor level of German I vaguely remember from School lessons (and thanks to Google Translate for helping me!) What is important is that, despite calling it in the German an “Apfeltorte”, you can buy a pie in Germany! The research was conducted upon a recent trip to Cologne/Köln, in Western Germany. The Pierateer was helpfully assisted by his spy comrade to search out if in fact the pastry loving Germans were fans of the pie. Upon stumbling across a delightful lunchtime eatery in the centre of Cologne, just a stone’s throw from Cologne Cathedral (however I wouldn’t recommend throwing a stone at such a marvellous piece of architecture and world heritage site), the lads found to their delight that Merzenich did indeed sell pies! The pie in question, as seen above, was a sweet apple pie, served per slice but clearly being a sweet apple centre encased in pastry with a clear lid. As such, it passed the “is it a pie?” benchmark which can leave so much foreign produce outside the pie parameters.



The pie itself was a lovely, sweet apple pie which crumbled beautifully in the mouth when eaten. While not served with anything such as ice cream or custard, the simplicity of the pie was one of its strengths. Nothing needed to be added to the slice of pie, as it tasted delicious just as it was! The pie was certainly on the sweeter end of the spectrum, but this made it a very nice pie to end your lunch with. The beautifully buttery pastry was lovely and golden, crumbling in the mouth. The only downside to it was that it was quite hard to hold, as the slice of pie was almost too crumbly for its own good! This made taking a photo of the pie – and more importantly, eating the pie – in front of the Cathedral rather a challenge! The pie was delicious to eat and well packed with apple goodness – a sure fire way to get one of your five-a-day. The only other thing to warn you about is that the top of the pie is covered in white icing sugar, which on a blustery day like the one it was purchased on was always going to leave the eater covered in icing sugar themselves. A recommendation would be to wear white clothes, so that it doesn’t show up when you get covered in sugar! The pie will set you back at least 2.75 Euros, but for the taste sensation it is certainly worth the investment. Wünderbar!


Merzenich "Apfeltorte"
Score: 5.7/7
RAS


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Monday, 2 January 2012

Here's to a pros-pie-rous 2012

2011 was an eventful year. Revolution (Tunisia, Egypt, Libya), crises (Eurozone, phone hacking), disaster (East African famine, Japanese earthquake), unrest (England, Syria) and deaths (Kim Jong-il, Osama Bin Laden.... and Amy Winehouse) made it seem less like a normal year and more like an end or season finale for all of mankind. It will certainly go down in the history books as one heck of a year. One of the biggest stories to try and grab a slice of the headlines  was the continuing financial crisis in Europe. Credit rating have been downgraded, governments have fallen (poor old Silvio) and bailouts have been chucked around like hot pies burning Hessian hands. Despite the bailouts the performances of some European economies are still more disappointing than biting into a pie only to find it has no filling (see the air pies review). If things weren't gloomy enough, European leaders are already warning that 2012 is going to be a tough year for the economy.
It is interesting to note that while the UK economy has been struggling, sales of pies have actually increased over these islands. It is well known that pies have a good calorie to pound ratio which is so often cited as a bad thing. However as recession bites maybe the reverse is true as people try to save the pennies. Another possible reason is that pies are one of nature's ultimate comfort foods. There is nothing quite like a pie pick-me-up and the warm glowing feeling it brings. This leaves us in the position where the pie industry is one of the few growth manufacturing industries in the country. Could pies spearhead our return to economic prosperity?
Pierate is however not just confined to the UK so we want to spread the word about the economic benefits of pies to other countries who find themselves in difficulties. The country at the centre of the financial storm seems to be Greece. The strikes of 2012 have already started and despite the crippling austerity measures there remains the real possibility of a default on their debts. 

Hence, this Pierateer decided to stand in solidarity by making a Greek themed pie. Fortunately Greek culinary tastes can be easily transposed to the pie arena if Filo Pastry is used. Hence a Greek Solidarity Feta Pie (as seen previously in Filo-ing Good) was created. This followed a similar recipe as before (with a bit of Dill being added). However there was a twist, with the addition of 2 Euro coins in a similar way to putting sixpence in a Christmas pudding (believed to bring wealth for the coming year). The idea was that whoever got a coin in their slice of pie had to sing (or at least vaguely hum!) along to the Greek national anthem. Fortunately this pierateer was not the one doing the singing and instead a German friend had the honour which seemed appropriate. 

Here is to a new era of pros-pie-rity. Have a great 2012 everyone!


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