Pierate in the Urban Dictionary

Pierate in the Urban Dictionary

My curiosity got the better of me today, and I Googled "pierate" to see what would come up. I was interested to read an Urban Dictionary definition of a "pierate", and I have posted them below for your delectation:

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1. A pirate who steals, pillages, and acts generally badass for the purpose of obtaining pie.
2. A pirate who IS a pie.
3. The ever rising costs of pie.
4. One (most often a pierate) who has eaten an entire pier, mistaking it for a pie.
5. A ratio, approximately 1.15, equal to that of pi and e.
No specific examples, though the more badass a person is, the more likely it is that they are, in fact, a pierate.

Examples of people badass enough to be pierates, though they aren't: Aron Ralston, John Hirsch, Sigurdur Petursson (may be a pierate, unconfirmed), Edward Teach, Grigori Rasputin

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Update in January 2014:

Of course the exciting thing is we now have our very own Pierate Dictionary, which contains pie puns and our definition of a true pie. You can also contribute to it by leaving a comment on the page or tweeting us an entry @Pierateers!

Pierate in the Urban Dictionary