A Pie Review: In Haiku

Monday 28 January 2013

Tesco Roast Chicken Puff Pastry Pie

I wanted some food,

I found this roast chicken pie,

It cost me three pounds.

I brought the pie home.

It took a while to cook,

And the top was burnt.

It was a deep pie,

And the pastry case was full,

But t’was hard to tell-

Cos it fell apart,

As it wouldn't leave the foil.

I'd wanted to share.

The chicken was odd,

As it was quite rubbery,

And squeaked on my teeth.

The pie did not lie,

There was lots of chicken there,

Smothered in gravy.

The gravy was thick,

But t'was on the stodgy side,

Though there was a lot.

Was filling but bland.

I was quite disappointed-

It scores 3.9.

ARL

Anonymous28 January 2013 at 22:30
Putting your talent to good use there, good to see. A nice spin on a pie review.
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